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Apocalypse news has been a bit thin on the ground lately, but now comes a story from the Top End of Australia about fish raining from the sk...

Not content to be world's best in robot dancing , arguing , zombie walking  and, oh yes, the women's Olympic half-pipe, in a truly s...

From Chicken Little's Twitter feed: 1. It took me and Dracula months to get to the secret rendezvous location. Why couldn’t they have ...

No, this is not a dirty story. Sorry to disappoint you. Heh. But I had you going there, for just a moment, didn’t I? This is a story ab...

Police in the Philippines are on the hunt for the "My Way" serial killer. The homicidal song, "I Did It My Way", is th...

TV executives have made major strides in their bid to replace news camera operators with Chimpanzees.  Trial footage filmed by the apes h...

Once again Aussies have beaten the Brits, this time in sinning.  In fact, according to British researchers Australia is the world champion o...

SPOILER WARNING! True Blood is going stratospheric in portraying gay or ‘pan-sexuality” in its third season. Never shy about exploring ...

An armed robber has donned [I've always wanted to use that word in a sentence] a transparent plastic bag over his head while robbing a ...

My loyal followers will remember that ages ago I compared my horse Scotty with Stephen Moyer .  Somewhat later I completely fabricated (or s...

A man was rescued by his wife after hypnotising himself in front of a mirror.  Helmut, also professional sword swallower, was in a trance ...

We may not be able to beat them at Cricket or Darts, but following on from our thrashing of England in Robot Dancing the Aussies have once ...

First, I got my Bill back . Next, I got 4-suit Spider Solitaire out for the first time in months (existentialist angst resolved). 2010 ...

Coulrophobes across Tasmania are in a panic with the news that a giant, inflatable, evil clown has escaped from the Moscow Circus and is r...

Yes - my Team Bill T-Shirt (that those swine, Team Eric, kidnapped ) has been returned to me.  The packaging was a bit worse for wear, but...

The other day on ABC Radio National a sports manager was being interviewed about how Tiger Woods' extra-marital affairs might hurt his c...

Well it’s nearly Christmas. Season 2 of True Blood is past and all us Trubies are now looking forward to Season 3, now only a mere 6 months ...

I have figured out how to beat global warming.  We obviously need clouds to block out the sun and cool the Earth.  There are all sorts of ...

It has long been known that with the full moon comes violence.  Ask any ER doctor, psychiatric nurse or police officer, when the moon is ful...

From Chicken Little's Twitter feed... 1. I love my new job. Being 5th Horseman is cool! 2. In Georgia yesterday. Caused mass pani...