Thursday, November 12, 2009

Chicken Little Announced as Fifth Member of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse

Following on from the whole confusing "sky is falling" sign of the apocalypse debacle, representatives of Chicken Little have announced that he is indeed to join the Horsemen of the Apocalypse as its fifth member.

According to the press release his duties will relate to "spreading fear, alarm and panic relating to natural disasters involving atmospheric phenomena."  Additionally he will coordinate any avian themed apocalyptic distasters such as the recent Great Budgie Plague in Australia.

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