The Chronicles of Chicken Little - 5th Horseman of the Apocalypse

From Chicken Little's Twitter feed:

1. It took me and Dracula months to get to the secret rendezvous location. Why couldn’t they have given me a steed with magical flight?
2. Drac the Chihuahua has such little legs.

3. So, I get to the arranged rendezvous place and the other 4 Horsemen have left without me. Bastards.

4. They did leave a note, though, which was considerate.

5. Not much Apocalyptic action going on anyway, though War has been busy, as usual.

6. I’ll have to ask the guys if Snowmaggedon was one of theirs.

7. OK – of the next location – later peeps.

(@5HChickenLittle)

The Chronicles of Chicken Little - 5th Horseman of the Apocalypse

From Chicken Little's Twitter feed...

1. I love my new job. Being 5th Horseman is cool!


2. In Georgia yesterday. Caused mass panic in Mall. Almost got Santa with an exploding elf, but plan was thwarted. Dang!

3. Where to next? Waiting for orders from infernal master.

4. Been called to a team meeting. First time meeting the guys. It's so cool!

5. I was really keen, so turned up early. War turned up next. He's kinda mean looking. Has a red horse.

6. Meeting was a bust. War had to leave for Russia, but said I should come along. The others didn't even turn up. Maybe next time.

7. Sat around waiting for War. He came back looking happy, but wouldn't say why. His horse bit me.

8. Asked if I could have a horse of my own. Was told it was "up to management".

9. Heard from management. I'm too small for a horse. OH&S issue apparently. Can have a Chihuahua, but. A black one. I'll call him Dracula!

10. Still haven't met the others. Pestilence is in Nth Korea and Famine is in Africa (as usual). War is in Iraq, again.

You can follow Chicken Little's adventures as the 5th Horseman of the Apocalypse through his Twitter feed:
http://twitter.com/5HChickenLittle

5th Horseman, Chicken Little, Strikes in Georgia

A 45 year-old man dressed as an elf, and waiting to sit on Santa's lap, panicked a shopping mall crowd in the US State of Georgia after talking loudly about explosives.

I'm not sure what is most disturbing: that he was threatening people; that he was a 45 years old and dressed as an elf or that he was 45 yeas old  and waiting in line to see Santa.

The man is obviously a disciple of Chicken Little, the recently hired 5th Horseman of the Apocalypse, whose mission is to spread fear, alarm and panic.

I will keep you updated on latest sightings.

Source: new.com.au - http://www.news.com.au/breaking-news/evacuation-after-santa-alarmed-by-elf/story-e6frfku0-1225806829891

Chicken Little Announced as Fifth Member of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse

Following on from the whole confusing "sky is falling" sign of the apocalypse debacle, representatives of Chicken Little have announced that he is indeed to join the Horsemen of the Apocalypse as its fifth member.

According to the press release his duties will relate to "spreading fear, alarm and panic relating to natural disasters involving atmospheric phenomena."  Additionally he will coordinate any avian themed apocalyptic distasters such as the recent Great Budgie Plague in Australia.

Apocalypse Watch - The Sky is Falling (or is it?)

Houses in Grovedale, Victoria have had mystery holes blown through their roofs.   Could be meteorites or it could be the Apocalypse.  Be on alert, people!

Hey - wait a minute - the whole "sky is falling thing" is Chicken Little, isn't it? 

Bugger!  Not the Apocalypse after all. 

Everybody stand down.

Source: news.com.au - http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,26329396-13762,00.html