Stephen Moyer And Horses - Bloodoracle Proves Prophetic Powers

My loyal followers will remember that ages ago I compared my horse Scotty with Stephen Moyer.  Somewhat later I completely fabricated (or so I thought at the time) a story about how Stephen hurt his knee falling off an inflatable jumping castle. 

Just yesterday, news came that Stephen fell off a horse while filming a scene from True Blood and hurt his knee.

Obviously this is my amazing power of prophecy manifesting itself.  :-p

Keep tuned for more exciting predictions...

Stephen Moyer Falls off Jumping Castle - Decides to Audition for House

OK this is totally fictional, but I just couldn't resist the headline. 

Stephen recently had knee surgery to repair a damaged meniscus.  The jumping castle thing is also just a stab in the dark.  I read/heard (don't remember which) in the media that Stephen mentioned hiring a jumping castle for the kids at his 40th Birthday extravaganza and, somehow, I can just imagine that he might have been tempted to have a go. 

Dangerous things, jumping castles, almost as scary as clowns.

How to Tell the Difference Between My Horse Scotty and Stephen Moyer

Since I keep getting asked if the Hot Scott mentioned earlier in my blog is the guy pictured in the blog's header (well - OK, I was only asked once) I thought I'd make it clearer how to distinguish between the two.

Hot Scott (AKA Scotty) is a horse (Equus Caballus) .  He is 7 years old (about 28 in human years). He has brown/black hair and brown eyes and stands about 5 feet to the top of his shoulders (approximately 5'6" in human terms).  He is a gelding.  His genetics are primarily American.

The guy in the blog header is Stephen Moyer - he is a human (Homo sapiens sapiens).  He is about 40 years old (10 horse years).  He has blond hair - allegedly - and blue eyes and stands about 5'10'' to the top of his head (maybe 16hh in horse terms).  He is an entire (I presume, since he has progeny) and his genetics are English.  I was going to say "Stallion" instead of "entire" but, sadly, I'm not qualified to give that appellation.

If Scotty was a human he'd probably look a lot like Orlando Bloom.  Scotty IS very cute.  As you can see Orlando Bloom does not look like Stephen Moyer.

If Stephen were a horse he probably look like this.  This horse does not look anything like Scotty (see above).

My theorum is thus proven.  Stephen Moyer ≠ Hot Scott.

Animal Attraction

Even my little girl cat, Niji, likes Stephen Moyer.  She stared at him for a whole 10 minutes while I was watching True Blood.  She did watch him upside down - but, then, she is a cat.