Alan Ball - if you are out there in the blog-o-sphere I have a question for you.
Can you please explain Europe to me? I have to know.
Ever since Jason Stackhouse asked that question in Season 2, Episode 4 of True Blood, I have been filled with a burning desire to understand Europe. I'm not sure I can go on with my life if Europe isn't explained.
I did submit this question to the recent Paley Centre seminar, but I guess since it was a Season 2 question rather than a Season 3 one, it was overlooked. Never mind. I'm sure that one of these days Europe will be explained and I'll be able to sleep again.
I think I'll just go sit down and rock back and forward for a while.
ahhh - lol
Friday, October 30, 2009
Deep South
A friend was recently visiting relatives in Georgia, USA and found this sign out front of a courthouse.
Says it all, doesn't it? lol
Thursday, October 29, 2009
Australia Breaks Zombie Walk World Record
First we Aussies beat the Poms in Robot Dancing and now Australia has demonstrated its superiority over England by breaking their world record in, wait for it, zombie walking.On Sunday, 5000 zombie Santas, strippers, soldiers, nurses and other assorted generic zombies walked through the Brisbane CBD in the largest mass lurch in recorded history. This clearly outstripped England's paltry effort of 4026, at the Big Chill festival in Ledbury in August. Aussie, Aussie, Aussie, Oy, Oy, Oy!!!
Source: abc.net.au: http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2009/10/29/2727378.htm?section=justin
Note - the zombies pictured above are not real.
Epic Fail 3 - The Lawman, The Stripper, His Car and Her Sex Toys
A US deputy assistant attorney general on a "lunch break" was discovered in his car with an 18 year-old stripper and a range of sex toys. And all of this action went down (pun absolutely intended) in a graveyard. His ass, and the rest of him, was fired.
The couple may have been inspired by the hot, dirty, graveyard sex scene in Season 1 of True Blood, but they probably should have waited until after dark like Bill and Sookie. lol
Source: smh.com.au: http://www.smh.com.au/world/deputy-assistant-attorney-general-66-caught-in-car-in-cemetery-with-stripper-18-and-sex-toys-20091029-hli4.html
The couple may have been inspired by the hot, dirty, graveyard sex scene in Season 1 of True Blood, but they probably should have waited until after dark like Bill and Sookie. lol
Source: smh.com.au: http://www.smh.com.au/world/deputy-assistant-attorney-general-66-caught-in-car-in-cemetery-with-stripper-18-and-sex-toys-20091029-hli4.html
Habeas Corpus
A body has been found on the roof of a police station in India. There's no mystery how the body got there. It had been "stored" on the roof awaiting DNA testing, but then forgotten for two years.
The big mystery is that nobody went up on the roof for two years, or if they did, they had no sense of smell.
Ick.
This completely redefines the legal term habeas corpus: Latin - you (shall) have the body.
Source: news.com.au http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,26275386-13762,00.html
The big mystery is that nobody went up on the roof for two years, or if they did, they had no sense of smell.
Ick.
This completely redefines the legal term habeas corpus: Latin - you (shall) have the body.
Source: news.com.au http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,26275386-13762,00.html
Wednesday, October 28, 2009
...Or Maybe Shakespeare Did Know Eric Was A Vampire
When Shakespeare described Eric Northman as a "god" (see my earlier post) I thought perhaps that he didn't know that he was a vampire. But a little more research into Shakespeare's work came up with this quote:
“For I have sworn thee fair and thought thee bright,
Who art as black as hell, as dark as night.”
Shakespeare’s sonnet CXLVII (147)
Old Will was a pretty perceptive kind of guy.
Update - "Merlotte's Bar" Set Sighting
The True Blood, Merlotte's Bar exterior set must be the busiest little building in Hollywood. Not only did it have a part as a biker bar in a recent episode of "The Mentalist" but back a couple of years ago it put some supernatural runs on the board in the vampire show "Moonlight".
What will it star in next?
What will it star in next?
Tuesday, October 27, 2009
Australian Signs of The Apocalypse - Budgie Plague
If the skies turning blood-red a few weeks ago were not enough to convince us that the Apocalypse was nigh now, in a quintessentially (I've always wanted to use that word in a sentence) Australian manner, two more signs have manifested.
Firstly, small white fluffy dogs have gone feral and started attacking people (OK. I admit, not very Australian and not very scary) and secondly, the Australian Outback is under attack from a plague of Budgerigars.
With the good inland rains flocks of the tiny, green parrots have bred into millions of noisy, hungry, little flying demons. Anyone who has owned a Budgie will know just how scary is the prospect of millions of the nasty, little, bitey buggers.
Alfred Hitchcock eat your heart out.
Photo credit (Anna Britton) http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,26264581-13762,00.html
Firstly, small white fluffy dogs have gone feral and started attacking people (OK. I admit, not very Australian and not very scary) and secondly, the Australian Outback is under attack from a plague of Budgerigars.
With the good inland rains flocks of the tiny, green parrots have bred into millions of noisy, hungry, little flying demons. Anyone who has owned a Budgie will know just how scary is the prospect of millions of the nasty, little, bitey buggers. Photo credit (Anna Britton) http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,26264581-13762,00.html
Monday, October 26, 2009
My Pick for Alcide Herveaux - Eric Bana
Who is my pick for playing the True Blood Season 3 Werewolf hunk, Alcide Herveaux? Australian actor, Eric Bana. Not only does he look the part (tall, dark and handsome), but his TV and film career amply demonstrates he can portray the mix of sexy tenderness and out-and-out scary violence that is Alcide.
Eric's Bio*
After a decade of critically acclaimed roles in Australian TV shows and films, Bana gained Hollywood's attention by playing the role of American Delta Force Sergeant Norm 'Hoot' Hooten in Black Hawk Down (2001), the lead role as Bruce Banner in the Ang Lee directed film Hulk (2003), Prince Hector in the movie Troy and the main villain, Nero in 2009's hit movie Star Trek.
It's not likely to happen - but, gee - Eric would be perfect!
Eric's Bio*Eric Bana (born August 9, 1968) is an Australian film and television actor. He began his career as a comedian in the sketch comedy series Full Frontal before gaining critical recognition in the biopic Chopper (2000).
After a decade of critically acclaimed roles in Australian TV shows and films, Bana gained Hollywood's attention by playing the role of American Delta Force Sergeant Norm 'Hoot' Hooten in Black Hawk Down (2001), the lead role as Bruce Banner in the Ang Lee directed film Hulk (2003), Prince Hector in the movie Troy and the main villain, Nero in 2009's hit movie Star Trek.It's not likely to happen - but, gee - Eric would be perfect!
* Source: Wikipedia http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eric_Bana
PS - and having quick look aroung the 'net there are a lot of people who agree with me. I think we should start a campaign!
PS - and having quick look aroung the 'net there are a lot of people who agree with me. I think we should start a campaign!
Friday, October 23, 2009
Skate Wearing Bear Kills Trainer
In Russia a circus bear trained to ice skate has killed its trainer.
Call me callous, but all I can say about this is... good.
Call me callous, but all I can say about this is... good.
Fly Me To The Moon...
Well, it was not quite as far as the moon, but two NORTHWEST Airlines pilots were so busy arguing with each other while they were supposed to be flying 144 passengers from San Diego to Minneapolis, that they lost contact with air controllers for more than an hour and missed their destination by 241km.
This does not make me any happier about flying.
Source: new.com.au http://www.news.com.au/travel/story/0,28318,26248927-5014090,00.html
This does not make me any happier about flying.
Source: new.com.au http://www.news.com.au/travel/story/0,28318,26248927-5014090,00.html
Thursday, October 22, 2009
Giant Seagull Attacks Melbourne
Peter Hitchener, a Melbourne newsreader, was sitting in front of live skycam feed when a seagull decided it was a great spot for a rest. The crew went into (muffled) hysterics while Peter just carried on as the giant seagull blotted out the Melbourne skyline. He is such a professional. Giant seagulls? Where is Godzilla when you need him?
Tuesday, October 20, 2009
Proof That Shakespeare Knew Eric Northman
"What a piece of worke is a man!* how Noble in
Reason? how infinite in faculty? in forme and mouing
how expresse and admirable? in Action, how like an Angel?
in apprehension, how like a God?"
Thanks Will.
(* Shakespeare probably didn't know Eric was a vampire - they were secret in those days.)
Source: Hamlet by William Shakespeare
I know that technically Hamlet is bagging the shit out of humanity, but, heck, it's been used out of context before. lol
Reason? how infinite in faculty? in forme and mouing
how expresse and admirable? in Action, how like an Angel?
in apprehension, how like a God?"
Thanks Will.
(* Shakespeare probably didn't know Eric was a vampire - they were secret in those days.)
Source: Hamlet by William Shakespeare
I know that technically Hamlet is bagging the shit out of humanity, but, heck, it's been used out of context before. lol
Warning! Be On The Lookout For Eccentric Men With Turquoise Socks
Be afraid, be very afraid. According to Italian TV men who wear turquoise coloured socks with white shoes are odd and eccentric.
The TV Station owned by Italian President Silvio Berlusconi was lampooning a jugde who had ruled against him in a bribery case.
Other Italian judges have now called for a turquoise-sock-led protest against anti-democratic forces in their country.
Sock manufacturers - 1
Silvio - 0
The TV Station owned by Italian President Silvio Berlusconi was lampooning a jugde who had ruled against him in a bribery case.
Other Italian judges have now called for a turquoise-sock-led protest against anti-democratic forces in their country.
Sock manufacturers - 1
Silvio - 0
Monday, October 19, 2009
NEWSFLASH! GOD SAVES THE WORLD...
....or rather the Universe by sabotaging the Large Hadron Collider.
Danish physicist Dr Holger Bech Nielsen and Dr Masao Ninomiya from Japan have suggested that God him/her/itself is reaching back though time to stop humans from finding the elusive Higgs boson, or "God particle".
The Collider is also known as the "doomsday device" with claims that when switched on it will open black holes that will swallow the Earth (where is my towel when I need it).
Of course there is a slight problem with this theory. God is said to omnipresent and omnipotent. He/she/it is everywhere, everywhen and knows everything.
If this is the case, then:
1. God doesn't have to travel back through time - he/she/it is on the spot to stop any "God Particles" that might be created.
2. He/she/it would have stopped the research that created the Collider in the first place.
3. God mustn't exist.
4. Oh bugger - there goes my theory.
Sometimes I really hate logic.
Source: new.com.au http://www.news.com.au/technology/story/0,28348,26229233-5014239,00.html
Danish physicist Dr Holger Bech Nielsen and Dr Masao Ninomiya from Japan have suggested that God him/her/itself is reaching back though time to stop humans from finding the elusive Higgs boson, or "God particle".
The Collider is also known as the "doomsday device" with claims that when switched on it will open black holes that will swallow the Earth (where is my towel when I need it).
Of course there is a slight problem with this theory. God is said to omnipresent and omnipotent. He/she/it is everywhere, everywhen and knows everything.
If this is the case, then:
1. God doesn't have to travel back through time - he/she/it is on the spot to stop any "God Particles" that might be created.
2. He/she/it would have stopped the research that created the Collider in the first place.
3. God mustn't exist.
4. Oh bugger - there goes my theory.
Sometimes I really hate logic.
Source: new.com.au http://www.news.com.au/technology/story/0,28348,26229233-5014239,00.html
Wheelchair-bound Man Left Exposed to Elements on Mount Snowdon
Apparently a group of well-intentioned martial artists (I kid you not) abandoned a wheelchair-bound man half-way up Mount Snowdon in Wales in a charity event gone horribly wrong.When they got too bushed to push any longer (sounds like a cue for an epidural, doesn't it) they left him there.
And I thought exposing people to the elements went out of fashion with the Spartans.
The heroes of the piece were the Llanberis mountain rescue team who carried the man back down the mountain.
Source BBC News: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/wales/north_west/8313108.stm
Stephen Moyer Falls off Jumping Castle - Decides to Audition for House
OK this is totally fictional, but I just couldn't resist the headline.
Stephen recently had knee surgery to repair a damaged meniscus. The jumping castle thing is also just a stab in the dark. I read/heard (don't remember which) in the media that Stephen mentioned hiring a jumping castle for the kids at his 40th Birthday extravaganza and, somehow, I can just imagine that he might have been tempted to have a go.
Dangerous things, jumping castles, almost as scary as clowns.
Stephen recently had knee surgery to repair a damaged meniscus. The jumping castle thing is also just a stab in the dark. I read/heard (don't remember which) in the media that Stephen mentioned hiring a jumping castle for the kids at his 40th Birthday extravaganza and, somehow, I can just imagine that he might have been tempted to have a go.
Dangerous things, jumping castles, almost as scary as clowns.
Saturday, October 17, 2009
Epic Fail 2
In the Hunter Valley, North of Sydney, a man was caught by police driving at 210km/h while unlicensed, unregistered, over the alcohol limit and with bald tyres.
Don't you just hate an overachiever?.
Don't you just hate an overachiever?.
Friday, October 16, 2009
"Cogito ergo sum": Sophie-Anne Imagines Herself into Existence as the Philosopher Queen
OK, I’m getting a bit serious here, but I watched Frenzy and read the press, web-site and blog reviews. And then I watched the episode a few more times and then I thought about it for quite a while. This is the result.
True Blood is one of the few TV shows worth repeated viewings, which is a testament to the quality of the production from conception to realisation. Alan Ball may say True Blood is popcorn television, but I don’t think he could write popcorn if his life depended on it.
The True Blood Season 2 episode Frenzy, written by Alan Ball, attracted a fair amount of criticism after its first airing in the US. It was described as being too wordy; filled with exposition at the expense of action and plot development. The scenes with the vampire Queen of Louisiana, Sophie-Anne Leclerq were those that attracted much of the criticism, aimed largely at Evan Rachel Wood on whose head fell the task of bringing the wordy Queen to life.
So who is Sophie-Anne Leclerq and why is she so wordy? Does she spout philosophical wisdom or base sophistry?
Sophie-Anne is an immortal being, who in Alan Ball’s words, is brilliant, “very powerful, capricious and most likely insane.” She has been a vampire for several hundred years, but was turned when she was in her teens. She has accumulated the knowledge of several lifetimes, but interprets it all with the mind of a teenager.
We first meet Sophie-Anne in her Day House. Inside it is a luxurious confection of light, water and desirable things (object, human and vampire). Outside, dioramas of sand and sea block out the real world. It is opulent, perfect, unreal and terribly sterile.
Queen Sophie-Anne Leclerq explains to a somewhat nonplussed Vampire Bill that everything in existence imagined itself into being. She also takes the philosophical position that there is no such thing as “good” (and by extension “evil”) or “time”. She forces her companions to play endless games of Yahtzee which she extols as the “most egalitarian game in the world” as it is based purely on the chance roll of dice and requires no skill.
She is her own creation. She is what she imagines herself to be. The philosopher René Decartes famously posited “I think therefore I am” and Sophie-Anne appears to think she is one of Plato’s imaginary Philosopher Kings (or Queen in her case) and therefore she is.
In understanding Sophie-Anne you might remember the scene in the movie A Fish Called Wanda, where Otto (don’t call me stupid) West asserts that that “Apes don’t read philosophy” and Wanda shouts back at him “Yes they do, Otto. They just don't understand it.”
Now I’m not calling Sophie-Anne stupid (I wouldn’t dare), but she could be the ultimate cautionary tale of knowledge without wisdom, power without limits, behaviour without boundaries, life without death.
In this Sophie-Anne can be seen as the polar opposite of Sookie, who is wise but not learned, powerful (in her own special way) but ethical, strong but kind and completely mortal.
[This is just my take on Sophie-Anne - I wouldn't presume to know what is in Alan Ball's mind - but I'm pretty sure it's not ACME Wonder Head-Filler.]
True Blood is one of the few TV shows worth repeated viewings, which is a testament to the quality of the production from conception to realisation. Alan Ball may say True Blood is popcorn television, but I don’t think he could write popcorn if his life depended on it.
The True Blood Season 2 episode Frenzy, written by Alan Ball, attracted a fair amount of criticism after its first airing in the US. It was described as being too wordy; filled with exposition at the expense of action and plot development. The scenes with the vampire Queen of Louisiana, Sophie-Anne Leclerq were those that attracted much of the criticism, aimed largely at Evan Rachel Wood on whose head fell the task of bringing the wordy Queen to life.
So who is Sophie-Anne Leclerq and why is she so wordy? Does she spout philosophical wisdom or base sophistry?
Sophie-Anne is an immortal being, who in Alan Ball’s words, is brilliant, “very powerful, capricious and most likely insane.” She has been a vampire for several hundred years, but was turned when she was in her teens. She has accumulated the knowledge of several lifetimes, but interprets it all with the mind of a teenager.
We first meet Sophie-Anne in her Day House. Inside it is a luxurious confection of light, water and desirable things (object, human and vampire). Outside, dioramas of sand and sea block out the real world. It is opulent, perfect, unreal and terribly sterile.
Queen Sophie-Anne Leclerq explains to a somewhat nonplussed Vampire Bill that everything in existence imagined itself into being. She also takes the philosophical position that there is no such thing as “good” (and by extension “evil”) or “time”. She forces her companions to play endless games of Yahtzee which she extols as the “most egalitarian game in the world” as it is based purely on the chance roll of dice and requires no skill.
She is her own creation. She is what she imagines herself to be. The philosopher René Decartes famously posited “I think therefore I am” and Sophie-Anne appears to think she is one of Plato’s imaginary Philosopher Kings (or Queen in her case) and therefore she is.
In understanding Sophie-Anne you might remember the scene in the movie A Fish Called Wanda, where Otto (don’t call me stupid) West asserts that that “Apes don’t read philosophy” and Wanda shouts back at him “Yes they do, Otto. They just don't understand it.”
Now I’m not calling Sophie-Anne stupid (I wouldn’t dare), but she could be the ultimate cautionary tale of knowledge without wisdom, power without limits, behaviour without boundaries, life without death.
In this Sophie-Anne can be seen as the polar opposite of Sookie, who is wise but not learned, powerful (in her own special way) but ethical, strong but kind and completely mortal.
[This is just my take on Sophie-Anne - I wouldn't presume to know what is in Alan Ball's mind - but I'm pretty sure it's not ACME Wonder Head-Filler.]
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