It is also award nomination season. Not to be outdone and having watched Season 2 episodes over and (disturbingly) over again, I have come up with some Christmas present awards for our favourite True Blood characters.
Here they are in no particular order…
The Award for Best Crying, Screaming and Frothy Gurgling (often simultaneously) Moment: Sookie Stackhouse
The Award for Best Sexy Snarl with Helmet Hair: Bill Compton
The Award for Best Arrogant Sneer with Great Hair (shared): Eric Northman and Sophie-Anne Leclerq
The Award for Highest Number of WTF Moments: Sam Merlotte
The Award for Best Let’s Cross That Chicken Before it Burns Moment (shared): Andy Bellefleur and Jason Stackhouse
The Award for Best Gratuitous Washboard Ab Exposure (shared): Jason Stackhouse and Eggs Benedict
The Award for “Being Kept in this Dungeon is Bad for My Skin” Moment: Lafayette Reynolds
The Award for Best “Vampires Gave Me a Really Bad Hair Day” (shared): Steve and Sarah Newlin
The Award for Best Clueless Sexual Innuendo Relating to Puddings: Steve Newlin
The Award for Best 80s Killer Disco Diva Styling: Pam Ravenscroft
The Award for Best Insane Bitch (shared – couldn’t separate these ones): Lorena, Maryanne Forrester and Sophie-Anne Leclerq. With an honourable mention to Maxine Fortenberry
The Award for How to Channel Pennywise the Clown and Still Look Hot: Eric Northman
The Award for Best Cackle Above and Beyond the Call of Duty: Maxine Fortenberry
The Award for Best “My Hymen Came Back and I’m Really, REALLY, Pissed About It” Moment: Jessica Hamby
Ho, Ho, Ho.
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