I have figured out how to beat global warming. We obviously need clouds to block out the sun and cool the Earth.
There are all sorts of clouds. There are the normal everyday clouds and then there are dark clouds with a silver lining; cloud nines for sitting upon; and my all time favourite - injury clouds (never seen one of these, but apparently they follow sportspeople around all the time and are visible only to journalists).
So my plan is to have every eternal optimist, every deliriously happy person and every injured sportsperson to come (or limp) together in one place. I'm absolutely certain that these massed clouds will help to cool the Earth.
Who needs Copenhagen with ideas like this?
Hey, don't all thank me at once! Sheesh.
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Gathering all these cloud pleasers together in one place risks producing the mother of all storms. Instead, we should ship them to the Arctic where global warming is a big threat and spread them over northern Siberia, the North Pole, Greenland and northern Canada. Then we would get a spread of clouds just where we need it.
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