Monday, October 19, 2009

NEWSFLASH! GOD SAVES THE WORLD...

....or rather the Universe by sabotaging the Large Hadron Collider.

Danish physicist Dr Holger Bech Nielsen and Dr Masao Ninomiya from Japan have suggested that God him/her/itself is reaching back though time to stop humans from finding the elusive Higgs boson, or "God particle".

The Collider is also known as the "doomsday device" with claims that when switched on it will open black holes that will swallow the Earth (where is my towel when I need it).

Of course there is a slight problem with this theory.  God is said to omnipresent and omnipotent.  He/she/it is everywhere, everywhen and knows everything. 

If this is the case, then:
1.  God doesn't have to travel back through time - he/she/it is on the spot to stop any "God Particles" that might be created.
2.  He/she/it would have stopped the research that created the Collider in the first place.
3. God mustn't exist.
4. Oh bugger - there goes my theory.

Sometimes I really hate logic.

Source: new.com.au http://www.news.com.au/technology/story/0,28348,26229233-5014239,00.html

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