That bastion of bland blancmangeness [probably not a real word] known as Canberra is being beset by dark forces.According to Catch the Fire Ministries pastor Daniel Nalliah a satanic, "black mass" altar has been discovered on top of a hill that overlooks the Parliament building.
"The type of altar discovered on Mount Ainslie pointed to a black mass and the work of dark forces wanting to cast spells on Australia and federal parliament,'' Mr Nalliah said.
Asked what evidence of Satan there was in parliament, Mr Nalliah said: "The number of politicians who have serious marriage problems.'' [By golly - Satan is everywhere!]
The good pastor is holding a prayer vigil on the mountain to “pull down the strongholds of the devil to repent and pray against any evil done in our land including the adverse effects of witchcraft, homosexuality and, of course, the devastation of abortion, so that God will save our land.''
Source: news.com.au
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,26197969-29277,00.html
I saw an article in the paper this morning about the the protest at Catch the Fire's prayer vigil. It looked like great fun! I wish I'd gone. Christian nutters, pagans, atheists, satanists, gays, hookers - What a party!
ReplyDeleteSee, Canberra is not all blancmangeness. 8-)